shred mom

A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.

Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.

by Stalefisherman March 24, 2016

shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.

During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.

by Pistilos July 08, 2010

shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

by horse-killer May 23, 2016

shred the cello

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

by Rincewind_SW July 25, 2005

shredded the mountain

to go snowboarding on a mountain

i shredded the mountain all night last night

by dellro January 19, 2008

The Shredded Document

When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.

Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?

by JJ McDizzle May 29, 2010

shredded beef

adj./inter.

An attractive young honey, often one with a particularly fly figure.

Nigga you peep dat shit? Fuck son, dat shit was shredded beef!

by Reng June 12, 2008