shapangleonomy

the study of flying shapes slaying retarded unicorns with rabies in a geometry class

Because my geometry teacher never took shapangleonomy, he didn't know how to get rid of all the flying shapes and mentally challenged unicorns with rabies.

by Jonny-Schnouzehncoker December 17, 2008

spanglecunt

a word used to describe a person who is famous for being a massive cunt. for example donald trump or katie hopkins.

Did you see the news yesterday?
yeah donald trump is a proper spanglecunt.

by nirvanabananas September 6, 2016

shangled

definition for a stronger way of expressing soemthing that is both shagged and mangled

"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"

by RandomPaul April 18, 2007

shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003

spangles

a packet of 70's sweets

by frenchie April 24, 2003

spangle

to be inebriated on class a drugs.

I: "what are you up to tonight?"

R: "going out on the spangle"

I: "how are you feeling on this fine evening?"

R: "oh i've taken so many beans i feel really spangled"

by Rizla June 11, 2008

spangled

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.

I just spangled a little in my panties.

by Amy Kemp September 9, 2004