You ever get put in a situation where you can't say "shit or Fuck"?? Is your nephew around drinking his fucking juice box and you just can't let it out? Well I've got the word from you!!
It's Shwit. A cross-breed of "Shit" and "what the fuck!" Unless this word is straight up swick. Since it is neither one of those words it is ok to say in any situation where inappropriate words are forbidden. Such as, dropping your phone in front of your infant cousin, forgetting to get milk from the store for your grandma, the possibilities are endless.
Pro tip:
If any befuddled human being says: "hey don't say the word "shit" when my child just put your phone in the toilet!"
You just need to tell them: "no I didn't say "Shit" I said "Shwit"
It's Shwit. A cross-breed of "Shit" and "what the fuck!" Unless this word is straight up swick. Since it is neither one of those words it is ok to say in any situation where inappropriate words are forbidden. Such as, dropping your phone in front of your infant cousin, forgetting to get milk from the store for your grandma, the possibilities are endless.
Pro tip:
If any befuddled human being says: "hey don't say the word "shit" when my child just put your phone in the toilet!"
You just need to tell them: "no I didn't say "Shit" I said "Shwit"
"Dude your son just fucked my daughter what the shwit??"
"Hey don't swear in front of your little sister!!"
"Oh shwit sorry"
"Hey don't swear in front of your little sister!!"
"Oh shwit sorry"
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