Awkward Shoulder Pat

When you have to pretend to feel sorry for someone, but you really don't, so you just give them the most awkward, non-comforting shoulder pat in the world.

"Joey told me he just broke up with his girlfriend. I always hated her, so I just gave him the Awkward Shoulder Pat."

by Skipmania April 29, 2010

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Cryogenic Shoulder

The coldest version of the cold shoulder

Joe: Man shes pretty cold
Bill: Ya shes giving me the cryogenic shoulder
Joe: You'll have to set her on fire just to warm her up to ya.

by TMDJ November 12, 2012

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Over-The-Shoulder-Boulder-Holder

A bra supporting a very large pair of breasts

That whale over there needs to put on an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder to stabilize those breasts that constantly hit her in the face while she runs.

by Frono March 24, 2010

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Head and shoulders

When two friends cum on a girls head and race to see who’s nut can reach the girls shoulders first

sex

Ya me and my friend did head and shoulders on her he won

by Blowndragger September 25, 2019

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Touch Her Shoulder

To have sex with a girl. The epitome of all that is good in life. Originated in the Off-Topic Discussion Forum on GameSpot.

"I like a girl, but I don't know how to get closer to her. What should I do?"
"Touch her shoulder, and she'll love you long time."

by ---Anonymous--- October 17, 2007

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shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

by escuchon May 14, 2008

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1: When someone comes up to another person and grips the "victim" 's shoulder. Can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation "Shoulder Rape~" must be shouted for it to be true Shoulder Rape.

2: The exclamation used when the above occurs.

1: Denton: *sneaks up on unsuspecting Kevin* *grips shoulder* "SHOULDER RAPE~"

Kevin: "Aaaargh~"
(But we all know that everyone loves Shoulder Rape ;D)

2: "Hey, shut up or I'll Shoulder Rape you!"

by Tyrannosaurus-Alex July 31, 2010

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