Skipmania's definitions
When you have to pretend to feel sorry for someone, but you really don't, so you just give them the most awkward, non-comforting shoulder pat in the world.
"Joey told me he just broke up with his girlfriend. I always hated her, so I just gave him the Awkward Shoulder Pat."
by Skipmania April 29, 2010
Get the Awkward Shoulder Patmug.