Shortbusdicktuggeritus

A terminal illness in which someone tugs so hard on ones genitals, trying to be funny. But are considered a Dick tugger or a Cock rider. Shortbusdicktuggeritus is an incurable illness. The only way to slow down this illness is to stop tugging and remain off the short bus for a long period of time.
Symptoms are: Swelling of the hand(s), shattered ego, and Dick sneezing
A Dick tugger is defined as someone who metaphorically tugs on someones genitals by making stupid remarks and retarded jokes or grinds on them trying to be cool or wants nothing more to hop on their shit and grind away until there's infact nothing left to grind on.

Man, you're tugging on my shit so hard it might fall off. Do you suffer from Shortbusdicktuggeritus?

by grindhardorgohome January 17, 2011

shortbust

some one who is flat chested or lacks atractive breast size

did you see fiona shes such a shortbust she'll never get a boyfriend

by wutdafuge February 23, 2017

shortbusdub

A duck, or of something relating to a duck

Originated from: J-DUB High School Tennis.

Shortbusdub, stop quacking so loud.

by swraman April 20, 2005

shortbus

A person who feels the urge to ride a shortbus with the rest of the retards because he thinks he is one!

Randolfia Scazibus

by Shortbus January 26, 2004

Shortbus Renegade

a rockband consisting of Nick and Jake

I want to be in the Shortbus Renegade like Jake and Nick

by Nick and Jake August 6, 2008

Shortbus

Myspace Internet Punk who recently had a kid.
Best Friends with Glam Trash Face.
Likes Trogdor. TROGDORRRRRR
Adores Domination.

"Yo did you see that dude shortbus! hes so rad"

by asianrice May 10, 2008

shortbus

Current bad featuring former members of popular 90's band sublime!

The shortbus show was great, but they could've played more sublime songs!

by sean April 5, 2005