shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters December 22, 2007

shlong

a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy

Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!

by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010

Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

shlongus

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

shlurg

Unidentifiable sludge found in a used motor

My 65 triumph is full of shlurg

by digschopper December 5, 2012

shlongboarder

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.

Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

by fiestainabox300 April 14, 2014

Shlor

Shlor combination of slutt and whore

Not only did she take money she did everybody in the neighborhood she's a Shlor

by Dee Shey JPwr February 10, 2018