shiter

a word to decribe your arsehole

jesus fuckme I had a curry last night and now my shiter is buring like fuck.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

web shite

A site full of shit.

Very British.

Oh my Goodness, what a shitty web shite is this?

by webdevelopee May 5, 2014

Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.

-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...

by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010

shitebag

A wee feartie or scaredycat. Usually in reference to one's avoidance of excessive drug consumption, avoidance of excessive drinking and altercations involving taxi-drivers.

-How come yer no drinkin' the aftershocks the night then?
-Ah joost don't feel like it.
-Shitebag

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

Shiite

More appropriately, Shi'a or Shi'i. The second largest sect of Islam, founded by followers of Ali, the fourth Sunni caliph (successor to Prophet Muhammad) who married the Prophet's daughter Fatima. About ten percent of the world's Muslims are Shi'a, and prefer to call themselves Ahl ul-Bayt (the 'People of the House', i.e. family of Muhammad). The largest Shi'a denomination believe in twelve imams, Ali being the first, and the last, al-Mahdi, is in hiding and expected to return to prepare for the second coming of Jesus Christ. The differences between Sunni and Shi'a Muslims have more to do with politics and culture than faith and religion.

Shi'ism is most prevalent on either side of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers in the modern nations of Iran and Iraq (more in the southern part of the latter). The Shi'as of Iraq suffered great persecution under the nominal Sunni dictator Saddam Hussein. Currently, a young Shi'a cleric, Moqtada al-Sadr, is leading a powerful resistance against the American and allied occupation forces from the holy city of Najaf.

by LudwigVan August 23, 2004

Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

White Shite

Another name for cheap cider involving the word white in it's name. For example White Lightning or White Ace. The real tramps drink that makes you urge when you drink it.

I'm running up the shop to get a bottle of the white shite.

by Ryz April 25, 2006