shitback

A person who is regularly subjected to the wiping of dog faeces onto his back without his knowledge

Oi, shitback, you've got shit on your back!

by andy January 19, 2004

shitocks

it means your in trouble, badly. see fuck

oh shitocks dawg the cops are here

by BRAYDEN April 30, 2003

avatarless shitcock licker

of or resembling a moloney

If he wasn't such an avatarless shitcock licker, he'd get with the program liike everyone else.

by rocksalt johnson April 28, 2006

shitblog

To use a laptop computer for any purpose, whilst taking a shit.

Not used to describe the internet journals known as blogs: all blogs are shitty, therefore the term in that context would be redundant.

Word invented by MBS and SSS sometime in 2006.

Q: Where is Tyler? A: Probably trying to shitblog.

by horsemeat1327 October 28, 2009

shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.

so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!

by never mind February 2, 2005

shotblocking

Preventing a person to take a shot in celebration of another person.

I will take a shot for you since your bundle of joy is shotblocking you from taking one!

by Druh March 4, 2014

Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.

Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!

by Ugotburned July 17, 2015