shappens

combination of shit happens

most commonly used with B-UNIT members

Erika: we're so gonna get run over one day
Daniela: shappens

by Nigga fro November 29, 2006

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seal sheppard

A derogatory term for an eskimo...

I saw a seal sheppard at WallMart. She bought a shit ton of toilet paper!

by Michael Ostomy April 23, 2010

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Coined by former SportsCenter anchor, Dan Patrick, used in place of the proper name of his former organization - ESPN

A formerly-great sports channel that introduced the world to such fantastic sports anchors as Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann. Now known for overpaid, over-exposed, blowhard anchors such as Chris Berman and Stewart "boo-yah" Scott.

Hey, Dan, is there anyone left at the Mother Ship that likes Chris Berman, or are they all tired of his ridiculous, self-important attitude?

by bukowsky September 17, 2012

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shape up or ship out

Be good or go away. Can be used as a retort to being called a 'fishwife'

boyfriend: i'm so sorry
girlfriend: you better shape up or ship out

by sconbon April 11, 2007

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Shepparton

A town in Victoria, Australia where the youth have no ambitions other than to buy very expencive cars to drive around and around in circles on friday and saturday nights then go to one of the two shithole clubs and try to fuck one of the many bushpigs on offer.

'where you from?'
'shepparton'
'you suck'

by barry white March 19, 2005

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