semenatrix

like the matrix...... but with semen

ewwww dave, its all sticky and slimy

by the semenator March 15, 2005

Semen Slap

Where a person goes and jacks off in the bathroom of a High school, palms his semen, walks into the cafeteria, and exacts revenge on a person that mushroom stamped the person who is givnig the semen slap. Then slaps the person, with the hand full of semen.

Greg walked into the cafeteria and semen slapped the shit out of him.

by funniest thing to happen this year at BHS March 29, 2005

Sheena

The prettiest and strongest person i have ever met. Though she's a cutie both in size and personality, i know that i love her with all my heart. And I'm planning to make her my wife someday. My one and only babi.

Someone: Why do you look so happy?
Me: Sheena is making me happy.

by neniko June 15, 2021

Charlie Sheen Syndrome

When a person gets paid much more than what they're objectively worth, thereby giving them a God complex. They become immortal and infallible in their own minds. Can often be seen in government employees and managerial staff.

You: "Can you please sign this paperwork?"
Boss: "I could...Or I could not, then blame it on you, then snort cocaine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You: "You really get paid too much for what you do...I suspect you have Charlie Sheen Syndrome"

by Darebearius March 18, 2011

Charlie Sheen

Winning.

Charlie Sheen.

by gorblach April 14, 2011

semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.

Sally is such a semen sampler.

by JTAD July 25, 2007

semenator

A semenator is extreme good at ejaculating a lot more semen than the average human. Basically, anyone that you know that puts out enough to fill a glass is definitely a semenator. Can also be used in relation to liquids of mass amounts, see examples.

1. My ex-boyfriend was such a semenator.
2. Dude, that guy's sprinkler system puts out so much water, I'm not even sure why he hasn't won the semenator award yet.
3. I wish I was a semenator so I could have kids.

by lonely188 July 15, 2008