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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
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Steelhead

How'd your date go with that hot chick with braces? Good. I got some steelhead.
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Good Shepherd

Church in Metro Detroit that preaches only the pure truth about God. Allthough Good Shepherd is a member of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod, their Pastor is NO slave to the Liberal rantings and ravings of Missouri Synod President Gerald Keischnick. The Historic Liturgy of the Mother Church is always used at Good Shepherd.
Good Shepherd is just over 1 mile east of I-94 Exit 243.
by Curtis R Baginski March 29, 2008
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Sheeped

A take on the phrase "Pulling the wool over his/her eyes", meaning that you might as well have a whole sheep because you are lying or bluffing so much.
"You've totaly sheeped your mum, she'll never find out."
by Bitglitch January 9, 2008
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shepherd

A leader of education to a flock of student's, generally regarded as an expert practitioner in the field of education.
A shepherd, Can also be called a teacher or facilitator
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get sheeped

1. To get so drunk that you begin to mimic a sheep in behavior.

2. Be thrown out of WalMart or denied service at Staples or other office supplies and general goods retailers.

3. To be harmed or violated in any way by a sheep or other species belonging to the Artiodactyla order.
After she dumped him he went to get sheeped and tried to order a stake with 'baaas.'
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-guy 1: I decided it would be fun to remove my pants and chase the employees.
-guy 2: How did that work out for ya?
-guy 1: Haha I got sheeped man!
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-guy 1- I'm bored. Wanna go get sheeped in the barnyard?
-guy 2- Fah sho, mang!
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shepherd's pie influenza

Term for a female of the non-white persuasion with a penchant for white males. Could also be extented to non-heterosexual interractions.
Man shepherd's pie influenza is spreading around Richmond like the plague.
by currylicious September 29, 2010
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