sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

sheening

To milk your pineal gland.

Jesus was sheening by reciting the lords prayer.

by John Anirban February 12, 2024

Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.

Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.

by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after

How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

Sheelings

Feelings that women confuse with truth.

- you have been IGNORING me all day!
- no babe, I’ve been busy at work, stop projecting your sheelings on me

by Somepersononline543210 May 22, 2025

sheening

Being under the influence of a hallucinogen, namely LSD, in public, or even formal settings. The term was coined by South Park writer Trey Parker on 'The Tonight Show' describing his and co-writer Matt Stone's attendance at the oscars, where they had donned dresses and taken acid before walking the red carpet. The two have discussed the night in other interviews but chose to be more discreet on the network appearance, naming their actions after the actor Charlie Sheen's bizarre behavior during his infamous TV interview.

"If you look at the movement of my eyes in the footage, you can clearly see I was sheening my balls off."

by ibeturface August 18, 2025