shlump

shit lumps

omg shlump got in my face when i was plumbing

by Sav Bev February 23, 2023

shlumber

Sleep.

Reason to use: It's slumber but with an h so it's better.

Bye guys, I'm gonna go shlumber now.

by r7ckys July 16, 2023

Plumped Shlump

To be in a state and or feeling of
"being empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile. But most of all, comfortable, and cozy."

Calvin: Aye, Buddy! I'm feeling really "Plumped Shlump" right now.

Carl: I'm Plumped... and I'm {Shlumped}.

Jennifer: I'm Plump Shlumpin' right now.

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Plump Shlumpin

To be in a state of Plumped Shlump

Carlos: I'm straight Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kaitlin: I just binged an entire season of The Office on Netflix, I'm super Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kayden: Look at that guy, he's straight Plump Shlumpin

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Nin Shlumped

When you feel like some ass and juh wanna feel good again

Goddamn, I feel Nin Shlumped, I juh wanna cry

by shlumpmastaa September 8, 2021

shmumfy

Too be extremly comfortable, A combination of Shmancy and Comfortable

I have never been so Shmumfy in my life

by Squa A mA hA May 21, 2007

Shmump

Smoking while taking a dump

Guy 1: Hey, i'm gonna go take a shmump

Guy 2: Need a light?

by tredfunk June 29, 2011