sharp tuner

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she suddenly farts you than proceed to pull out and stick your dick in her mouth and tell her too sing a song till you understand what she is singing.

I gave that girl at the party a sharp tuner when she suddenly said she could sing

by Quadss October 23, 2013

sharp eyes

Somebody with a keen eye. They can spot a defect from a mile away.

That Angela has sharp eyes. She spotted a maggot in a tonne of rice !

by Mungbuster86 April 18, 2018

T-Sharpe

To have a penis that is curved. Usually inward, but in rare circumstances turned outward. Having a T-Sharpe makes love making quite difficult and can often lead to an unfulfilled sex life.

Is Audrey still dating Tony? "No he had a T-Sharpe..it was really fucked up"!

"I can't do it doggy style, you know I have a T-Sharpe baby"

by TonyDumDum September 14, 2008

Tijuana Sharpie

Noun; A hard and/or frozen turd used for writing/drawing in any slogan or other artistic endeavor including but not limited to face painting, graffiti, etc.

After a long night of drinking Amanda used a Tijuana Sharpie to draw a mustache on Tim and a unibrow on Taylor while they were passed out.

by Tad Thicke June 30, 2017

Alabama sharp

That perfect point between tipsy and drunk, usually around 4-6 beers

Man, I was feeling Alabama sharp during that game of beer pong.

by jarnie_123 May 26, 2020

Jordyn Sharp

Jordyn sharp is the hottest person alive. If you ever meet or see her you will automatically simp.

Anyone: who’s the hottest person ever?
Addison S: JORDYN SHARP

by randombestiehehe September 15, 2021

f sharp minor

the best musical key ever and nobody can tell me otherwise
-allows you to go into optimal bass frequency range
-decent number of sharp notes without being excessive
-sounds extremely pleasant in any chord progression. not joking. you can stick an f sharp minor chord anywhere and it will fit like a puzzle piece

guy 1: this beat that some guy posted is in f sharp minor. it slaps so hard
guy 2: nah you should check this other beat. its in c minor
*guy 1 immediately pulls out a knife and stabs guy 2 to death*

by thelankyboi November 23, 2021