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Shard Patrol

The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.
(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!

(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol
by J-j-jibby Jonez June 15, 2011
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Shardel

My mom is a Shardel.
by lkinnz November 26, 2011
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Shareshagged redemption

Shareshagged Redemption

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Shareshagged is when:
Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.

It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!
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Redemption: Being saved/forgiven

=Shareshagged Redemption

A groovy word to say when:

You forgive the person who shareshagged you.
Even though Patrik was hit by multiple shares on his memes, he considered the kindest move was shareshagged redemption.
by MartinSherv October 12, 2012
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shardle

That fart was so wet it made a shardle
by tootergoober November 21, 2016
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Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.
Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!
by Wurm82 November 30, 2018
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Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you
She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie
by Zoskee November 16, 2019
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Shardool

Tech bro who is extremely chaotic. Calls himself a commie but also literally works in big tech but also has great takes but also behaves like a gym bro but would also voluntarily live in a state like Texas but also behaves like a hippie
Wow! Sounds like something Shardool would do
by Orangecat555 November 23, 2021
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