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Reverse C-Section

Instead of a standard C-section, the baby cuts his or her way out of the mother's abdomen and uterus with a sword, usually either a Longsword or Claymore, and yells "I HAVE SLAIN THY BEAST" and proceeds to cut his or her own umbilical cord.
Person 1: Hey you heard about the new kid?
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.
by goofygoober1738 August 23, 2020
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Santi

Everything positive.

The Academy Is...'s lead vocalist William Beckett told BLUNT magazine:
Adam and I went to the same high school, and there was this dude there named Josh Santiago. I was doing a solo project at the time, and I was listening to different music than most people. So this one guy in particular, Josh, gave me a hell of a time, like busted my chops and called me negative names like "fag" and stuff. He was just that kinda guy. So we started saying Santi as everything that wasn't him - everything that was positive, just because he was such a negative dude and such a terrible person. So we started saying Santi as something funny and kinda cool, kinda like a "cheers" or we say it as a greeting.
by Ellyyy August 14, 2007
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Seating disorder

Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.
"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."
by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008
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Club Seating

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.
"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."
by clubman1898 February 5, 2008
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Tuba Section

The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.
Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.
by FemaleME95 December 23, 2010
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12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
by gis gump February 23, 2011
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Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s
Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.
by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012
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