Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.

My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

-or-

Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!

by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019

Natural Selection

I will find you, and I WILL kill you!

-Nature

Natural Selection is Coming For You

by SpaghettiFingers October 27, 2015

natural selection

1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.

2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.

"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris

by ColumbineInBloom January 15, 2005

selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.

Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...

by tagme246 February 28, 2008

Selects

1. Women of the finest and most choice quality in terms of beauty and booty. See example a

2. Someone's chosen significant other who was picked over others for personal reasons. See example b

3. A woman who a man would never in this lifetime lay his hands on. See example c

A. Mariah carey, now that's my selects!

B. Rob dissed his boys. He went to chill with his selects instead.

C. (Upon walking down the street and seeing a portly woman) There goes Mark's selects!

by diggs October 26, 2004

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

selectually active

A way to identify as sexually active, but with taste and standards. You don't have to limit yourself as straight or gay. You sleep with select group of individuals who you find suitable. Great for individuals who are bisexual, hetero-flexable or otherwise.

"So...are you straight or gay?"
"Both, let's just say I'm selectually active"

by m_monster February 27, 2009