Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

Selective listening

The act of choosing what one one not only hears but is actually listening

Juicy. My canine soulmate ,is , the best of selective listening.

by Joplynne April 30, 2019

selectively gay

when you only suck dick sometimes

Gus is selectively gay, he only takes it up the ass when he wants to

by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018

Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work

My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.

by RainStick June 8, 2019

Alliance Selection

Selection of teams for a tournament, originally spawned from the FIRST robotics competition, but can be used for any sport.

"The NCAA college basketball alliance selection is tomorrow!"
"Sweet! I can't wait to watch that!"

by SHG10 March 13, 2010

selective spamming

When you share some piece of general information from the web, with only a selected set of people.

It could be an article that appeared on The Telegraph and one would think that everyone would have read it - but you still copy the link and send it to a couple of interested friends.

Other people might consider it spam, but your friends perhaps like it!

Martin: Did you read this about Europe .. link

Martina: Nice read! This selective spamming of inboxes is quite useful

by spss_wazupp April 12, 2012

Selective Autism

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.

Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.

by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019