A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.
We lost Nick today, he had a Sourant's Seizure. It was a mess.
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Violently convulsing during sex (as if you were having a seizure), providing an amazing extended orgasm for your partner.
My man was so wild in bed he gave me that seizure pleizure.
by Horndog 94 September 4, 2022
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the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
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A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground
Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"
by Unknown Nikka February 26, 2020
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When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.
Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.
by Happysun May 17, 2015
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When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.
I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.
by The shake and bake June 28, 2017
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steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax
by humpseizure September 15, 2018
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