shitz kreig

Firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. When an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.

Shirley was flossing then I busted in with the old shitz kreig!
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.

by beckerman June 27, 2010

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

shitzle

A poo which is frozen and is hangin by a single butt hair from your anus.

WOW!!!Look at that shitzle hanging from that Jesse kid over there!!!!

by Caesar February 19, 2004

alka-seltzer

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".

I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.

by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006

Seizure fuck

When someone starts having a seizure and u fuck em while they flop like a fish

Megan ended up having a seizure when she deepthroated, so i turned her around and Seizure fucked her while she foamed out both ends.

by UnRedonculous June 2, 2011

seizure

what it looks like when you dance to dubstep

"whoa dude are you having a seizure!?"
"no im doing the dubstep dance womp womp womp" (^'.')^

by khzdw April 23, 2012

shitzilla

After a weekend of drinking beer, eating all those chilli dogs, poutine, and whatever else came in contact with your lips, shitzilla is what attacks you (usually on sunday evening) when you tremble as you approach the toilet.

"Oh man, Shitzilla's on the prowl, can you hear him growling?"

"*Whew* Shitzilla really took a round out of me that time"

by choda84 April 27, 2006