Sebastian Seahorse

The act of jacking off your horse while poring salt water all down your partner's back.

Eew! Stephen, this guy just told me that he liked giving sebastian seahorses!

by PaperZombee July 17, 2011

Steven Segal

Complete bad ass from Michigan

I went to the store and got my ass beat by Steven Segal

by JJ Ceaz July 7, 2006

SEGAMEGALOLZ

Vastly Superior to any form of lolz, lol, mega lolz, super lolz or even uberdooberlolz.

SEGAMEGALOLZ is the best, the top, the tip of the iceberg for lolz.

SEGA = A LEDGENDARY GAMES CONSOLE WHICH = COOLNESS

MEGA = Major, realy good or big.

LOLZ = to Laugh out Loud the Z increases lol factor by double.

When you say SEGAMEGALOLZ you ryhm MEGA WITH SEGA in order for it to sound more MEGA!

HAHA You fell over, SEGAMEGALOLZ

You Fail at life, SEGAMEGALOLZ

by Blitzz99 January 14, 2009

Sagahog

A fictional obscenity found in the book "The Wind Singer". Used as an equivalency to "Shit" and/or swearing an oath in a deity's name vain vain.

Oh Sagahog, I burned the toast!

by JFEMotionPicture November 27, 2012

mechanical seahorse

As you're fucking your special someone...the man begins to do the "white boy can't dance" move while inserting his penis into her vagina.

PJ was doing the mechanical seahorse while screwing Luke up the ass.

by Katiefdgjgdh March 5, 2007

Sejah

the definition of why your life is so amazing. he is extremely funny.he is beyond smart and will never want to show it .he is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. even though he may be quiet whenever he says anything he makes anyone laugh. overall sejah is awesome. he also has a very large penis

Girl 1: hey i am hanging out with sejah today
Girl 2: your soo fucking lucky i wish i could spend my day with sejah.

by lolmonster August 9, 2012

sexaholic

A person who is addicted to sex

Justin is a sexaholic

by sexington January 20, 2008