stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

stretching the sack

Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.

Look at that John Doe over there...

Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...

what a dumb-ass...

by NightHawk11 November 12, 2010

Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.

I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.

by O’Takieddine August 17, 2019

scrotting

To worry about something extensively and to act over the top.

The opposite of chilling out.

Loz was scrotting so hard about her driving test.

by figglekaz April 24, 2007

Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio

The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.

by Zoolook May 3, 2004

screaching elephant

lift your cock and balls place on window then slide them down the window to make the elephant screach

i gave that bitch a screaching elephant while she was under the glass table.Better when done on driver side window of friends car

by soup bone February 3, 2008

Scratchin' Off

1: Verb; The female equivalent of "Jerkin' Off" where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her vagina profusely for sexual pleasure.

2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.

Ex. 1: I just walked in on my sister scratchin' off like a lotto ticket.

Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.

by CauSkimo April 1, 2011