scruff dive

Giving head and munching a mans private area.

Jill: Did you give him head last night?
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...

by Twin5098 March 22, 2008

scrofty

Adj; used to describe a bodily rejoin that is both unclean and poorly or inadequately shaven, or characterized by uneven or spotty hair growth.

Percival's sub-par hygenic attitude, combined with his pseudopubescent life stage, yield a disgusting and scrofty excuse for a face.

Shave, you scrofty bastard.

by C + L July 27, 2008

scoffing

eating to excess. stuffing your face.

Iain sat there scoffing the whole packet of Jaffa Cakes.

by world March 31, 2005

scoff

A sound that evil/wicked people say

*scoff* *scoff* i hearby to kill you all.

by Dictionary March 18, 2003

scromf

To devour, as in food. To chow down.

"Wow, you really scromfed that burger, fat ass."

by taricotta November 1, 2006

Scroof

An injury to the testacles. Usually a result of the application of upward force to the area.

I got scroofed by the park bench.

by Swrill September 4, 2016

Scruff app

compound noun

A social app available both on iPhone and Android devices for gay men from all over the world.

It enables the user to communicate with other gay men, be it bears, furred, uniformed, jocks, geeks etc.

It as has an implemented chat function that allows you to send pictures, you can woof at users that you like and you can see who visited your profile.

Best app for geoexhibitionists, you can check-in at your current location and browse profiles of nearby guys or simply browse globally.

The Scruff app is the largest social gay app on both iPhone AND Android.

by BEARserker January 23, 2011