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Scotting It

When you’re too exhausted to do fly so you do breaststroke kick
“Man, I can’t do this IM set. I’m gonna start scotting it.”
by Event 13 December 5, 2023
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Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.
The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!
by Antikase February 14, 2024
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Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.
"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."
by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024
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Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
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ScottyRigney

A very weak and scared man that is always the first to back out of any exciting situation.
You scared? You ScottyRigney looking mfr
by HookDickJayHungwell October 14, 2025
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Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.
Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.
by DaivRawks September 9, 2011
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Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.
damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*
by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021
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