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scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.
Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!
by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008
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Scorpion

In gymnastics, to land face-first with your heels over your head.
I did a faceplant today!
Yeah? Will i did a scorpion!
by that guy by the computer September 1, 2009
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Scorpio

Scorpio’s are amazing. They misbehave in school a lot ; pfft, half the reason they come to damn school is just to talk with their friends. Scorpio’s love food. Most like spicy, they also love takeaways more than homemade foods aswell. Growing up, Scorpio’s didn’t go on the netflix kids account. They loved watching 12s and 15s.
Every scorpio would stick with you till the end. Just never invite yourself to anything my when it comes to them, trust me.
Boy : ‘Hey, what’s her zodiac sign? I’m thinking of asking her out.’

Girl : ‘She’s a baddie *cough* Scorpio! I would be careful if i were you, and don’t order for her, whatsoever!’
by Nicki Minaj PostCard October 28, 2020
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scorpion

That chick that always goes for the drunkest guy in the room.
And usually sleeps with him to get back at her imaginary boyfriend.
That bitch Rachel is a scorpion
by BBMwarrior January 5, 2011
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Dirty Scorpion

The Dirty Scorpion is a sexual move recquiring great amounts of stamina and precision. There are three steps:

1. You grab the boobs, or manboobs, of your partner

2. You spin around on the boobs, or manboobs, so that your crotch is directly in line with your partner's face

3. You hump as hard as you can, breaking your partner's nose in the process.
Ted mounted Steph's face and rammed her with such tremendous force that her nose shattered. She is in the ER right now. The Dirty Scorpion is awestriking.
by BenjaminFrank February 23, 2009
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November Scorpio

the worst type of scorpios. they’re mean and manipulative.
by aixaputa February 19, 2021
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the flying scorpion

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.
"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."
by Strange Quark January 11, 2009
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