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scooby doo

A show in which the main characters are supposed to personify one or more symptoms of drug and alcohol abuse, or so I hear.
Fred - Bravery, bad fashion

You can't kick me off the land! You can't OWN property! I don't care about the police!

Daphne - Stupidity

I turned in a history paper I did after I smoked pot. Apparently George Washington did not kill Lee Harvey Oswald at Kent State.

Thelma - <Fake> Cleverness

No dude trust me it is the best idea ever. I know this'll work.

Shaggy - Paranoia, being a hippie

THE MAN IS COMING TO GET ME.

Scooby - Hunger, slurred speech, seeing dogs talk, having the middle name dooby, turning into a dog

I got 70 percent pure THC from Amsterdam in a gel and drank i tall. All I ate was dog food for three days after.
by 6:47 AM July 18, 2008
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Scooby Snack

When one farts in their hand and cups their hand around another nose.
Did you see me give Jerry a Scooby Snack. He almosted passed out!!!
by Gas Man1346 September 3, 2010
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scooby-dooed

1. To be fooled, hood-winked, conned, scammed, got-over-on, duped. Getting taken advantage of.
2. Mental error, forgetfulness.
1. Extended warranties- You went for the whole deal? Boy, you got Scooby-dooed!
2. I forgot the cable guy was coming today. I really scooby-dooed that; Slipping one's mind.
by Icarlp February 29, 2008
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Scooby Snacks

A form of the 'magic mushroom' drug, except encapsulated into a pill-like form (or just simple a digestable cap) once inside it is refered to as a 'Scooby Snack'

This form of taking mushrooms has been talked about in various forms of media, particularily in the Fun Lovin' Criminals song 'Scooby Snacks'
"dude what are these caps I thought we were doing shrooms tonight??"

"dude, we are, they're scooby snacks... tard."
by number UvUv May 16, 2010
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Scoobie Doobies

Pictures of boobs from the late 19th Century dating all the way back to the 16th Century.

Scooby doos - When you can only see one of the boobs because the other one is covered by hair, or a pillow or something.
That picture has scoobie doobies in them and man is it old.
by Smack1293898 May 4, 2009
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Scooby Snack

When your girl is role playing as a dog and you put a dog treat or "scooby snack" in her mouth then ram it down her throat with your cock.
I hit it doggie style then gave that bitch a scooby snack!
by Typeyshowerhands July 17, 2018
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No Shit Scooby

instead of sayin 'No shit sherlock'....replace sherlock with scooby. It's funnier and makes someone look even stupider
"Yo, that woman has some fake ass legs"

-"No shit, Scooby. There peg legs"
by Pumpernickle November 5, 2003
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