Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018

Scone

Sweet but flaky. Lovely person but never shows up when plans are scheduled.

I love hanging out with her, but she a scone.

by Queensman May 11, 2018

Skully Scone

A hit out of a bong (a.k.a. Cone) that's hits you hard in the head (dome).

Bro, that cone messed my dome, fucking Skully Scone!

by stonerboibud420livin February 11, 2017

Scone

A sweet biscuit, as in lady bits. AKA pussy or vag.

Hey baby you wanna taste of this scone? Sure do because that's one sweet biscuit.

by trexy69 June 24, 2016

honesty scone

The act of going down on a girl who's prudish, or inexperienced.

"Dude I finally able to taste that sweet honesty scone last night!"

by PoTeeto February 9, 2017

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN

Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.

by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023