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scissor shit 

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.
Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.

scissor me timber

The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
scissor me timber by Ssylar October 27, 2008

Scissor Sticks 

Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot lesbian action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.
Scissor Sticks by Forge77 January 12, 2009

scissor treatment 

forced raped on a dude which is committed by a dude.
Bruce: Oh dude, I had a scissor treatment last night.
Dom: Oh dude, heard about those, they are really grody.

Scissor Wizard

"Did you hear about that chick carrie who was a vegetarian? total scissor wizard"
Scissor Wizard by scavothemeatloaf February 2, 2017

Scissor cutlet 

A summertime move on the beach where two women are scissoring, wherein at least one of the women “breads” their vagina in the sand and continues scissoring.
I went to the beach and saw Margot and Annabelle bumping pussies during a hot scissoring session. Margot temporarily disengaged to bread her vagine in the sand to give Annabelle a scissor cutlet and left her tender.
Scissor cutlet by Then/TK September 2, 2018