scatter-ass

explosive diarrhea that ends up more on the back of the toilet bowl and the seat than in the water.

that food in zama sure gave me scatter-ass

by cua0 September 20, 2007

Scattagoric

The act of being scattered brain; confused in one's thoughts and observations; not having the ability to bring your own thoughts together in a clear manner.

Faith's thoughts were scattagoric because she was unable to focus on what her boyfriend was saying.

by Daisy Crazy July 25, 2008

scattelplow

To have the runs so violently that there is no saying how fast or high it may shoot while exiting. It may even make it to the wall above the toilet.

Oh dude, we gotta bail, I just scattelplowed the wall in that restroom.

by gutter and gore April 13, 2008

Scattle

suffix -ed -ing

A cross between the word "scat" and the word "scuttle". To scattle is the act of messing your underpants and making your way to the washroom in a humorous "penguin-style" walk, while trying to retain the mess in your underwear.

It was extremely funny to see Aaron scattle across the hallway after almost certain disaster

Greg didn't make it to the washroom while he was scattling quickly out of the boardroom

sharting farting poop shit diarrhea

by AaDoHa November 24, 2010

scatty

A person who can't think straight... or just can't think.

...also, ditsy

Big brother chics are scatty

by koolmodee February 21, 2005

scatagories

basically placing your shit in various catergories. can include wet, dry, log-hard, firm yet pellet like and torpedo. its a game when you see how many you can get in one "shitting". you look down, then up, then smile, then write down your winnings. can include "Logirithms"/

yo play the game
what game
scatagories
put yo shit in names and play

by john really brown October 25, 2006

scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

by Bro May 13, 2004