Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.

Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

scartch

1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things

1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"

by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013

Sharty Marty

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.

Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”

by BradTheChad November 29, 2017

Scary Smart

A person who is so intelligent that their ideas are frightening; an evil genius.

The person who planned the nanochemical attack was scary smart.

by Katmeow57 June 18, 2018

scart

A “Scart” is when a person farts so hard it leaves a scar.

My fart was so forcefull it tore my ass it cause a “Scart”

by Charliecruise69 March 22, 2019

Snarty-b

The ultimate trifecta and sole purpose in the human life. The goal which only brightest and bravest human souls hope to achieve. Of course... yes... this is in reference to the simultaneous sneeze, fart and burp. Side effects include breathlessness and awe.

Dudemanbro I just pulled a snarty-b. I cannot believe it!

by Dorkagon May 22, 2019

scary mommy

a snapchat account that tolerates and idolizes Kim Kardashians awful parenting techniques and says its ok what she's doing and says the "haters" on social media that are giving her parenting advice are wrong and that Kim Kardashian is the best parent ever in this world and she should create a parenting blog

Social Media person: omg did you see that Kim K let north wear stilettos and red lipstick

scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER

by lil pickle bro August 4, 2019