skeef

Mainly used by highschool girls with giant boobs. yeah, you know who im talking about

I tots deff skeefed her chapstick RIGHT out of her purse

by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

Seefood

Food that you see in a grocery store and, even if you never intended on buying it, you suddenly have an intense craving for it and decide you have to get it.

Most often found in the deli section of your grocery store.

Dang, I was only planning on getting pasta salad for the picnic but all that seefood made me super hungry. I bought a quart of everything they had in the deli!

by ReniFrog May 9, 2009

speef

A happy dance performed solo or with a partner. The dance steps are; two steps left, two steps right, clap hands and shout the word "SPEEF" (then repeat). Popular in countries where dancing hasn't evolved a great deal. Excludes people with no legs for obvious reasons.

"You speefing?" "You asking?"

by joe dance man December 15, 2004

Skeef

To take something miniscule without asking permission from a close friend or acquaintance.

Meeting your roommate at the bar...
Roommate: Sup bro?
You: Nm hbu?
Roommate: Wanna shot dude?
You: Oh Fa show.....BTW I had to skeef some gel so we be looking crispy in the club. Getting more tomorrow.
Roommate: Its chill. I ate your frozen pizzas when I blacked out last night. I'll buy more.

by DonkSauce September 8, 2016

Seefin'

Seeing if, looking to see if something is somewhere.

I'm seefin' if there's a biscuit in the cupboard.

by Smallyorkshirethingie September 3, 2022

Barber's Beef

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.

Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019

pull a seef

To redeem Hydrate on Twitch until the Streamer cant drink anymore, this happened to Twitch Streamer seefinilla, and has stuck around as a joke always since

dont you pull a seef on me

by sandschi May 28, 2020