Meeting your roommate at the
bar...
Roommate: Sup bro?
You: Nm hbu?
Roommate: Wanna shot dude?
You: Oh Fa show.....BTW I had to skeef some gel so we be looking crispy in the
club. Getting more tomorrow.
Roommate: Its chill. I ate your frozen pizzas when I blacked out last
night. I'll buy more.