Meeting your roommate at the bar...
Roommate: Sup bro?
You: Nm hbu?
Roommate: Wanna
shot dude?
You: Oh Fa show.....BTW I had to skeef some gel so we be looking
crispy in the club. Getting more tomorrow.
Roommate: Its chill. I ate your frozen pizzas when I blacked out last
night. I'll buy more.