Sassatastic

When someone is completely amazing and way above the ordinary, beauty, humour, sweetness, everything about this person is just amazing / Sassatastic.

Stacie you're absolutely Sassatastic

by Glenn Fisk (God) May 7, 2009

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.

Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.

by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011

Samson Cat

Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.

A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set

I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.

who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.

by Flynnfam January 2, 2012

Sass Effect

When you sass someone so hard, they sass you back, only to be sassed back again.

There was so much sass getting thrown around, it was pretty much a complete Sass Effect. No one survived.

by Chuggertron9000 April 25, 2015

sassamonkey

A primal level of sass; one who exhibits copious amounts of sass

Blake was giving me so much sass, I said "Want a banana? Because you've turned into a sassamonkey".

by Phlegmaticfreak March 17, 2016

sashole

Usually a person that swings sarcasm like a pro and has the ability to tell someone to ho to hell in such a way that they look forward to the ride. Commonly a blunt, straight forward person that has little to no regard for what you say or think, you hate them but wish you were as cool as them.

1. "that guy on the motor bike with the black leather and overly tattooed body parts is such a sashole"
2. "i dont like people that wear name brand clothing and shades indoors, they act like real sasholes"

by Raisin Rabbit July 26, 2017