A mysterious fat entity, said to dress in red clothing, that sneaks into houses and steals food. The common scientific name for this strange, rotund creature is "Homo holidayus". It is also known to enslave caribou to carry it's fat self to more food. One field study conducted near this creature's home base revealed another major fact: He also enslaves dwarfed human beings. Also observed was a caribou with a strange, glowing red nose.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cookie thefts last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
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The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.
The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.
The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus
by oc3powerline March 30, 2010
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but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"
bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("
ryan " holy santa claus shit"
bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("
ryan " holy santa claus shit"
by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009
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Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
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