sandy mustache

to engage in oral sex, usually performed on a woman, without cleaning the sand off of ones face

despite being covered in sand, he gave her the old "sandy mustache"

by asna rosie May 12, 2007

sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.

I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!

by Rick Titties November 18, 2010

Sandy Jellyfish

A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.

Its ok to snort Sandy Jellyfish, but its kinda gay if you swallow the lugee.

by MALS-11 RyanX September 29, 2009

Sandy, Oregon

A small mountain town at the base of Mt. Hood. Basically a shit hole, full of ridiculously ignorant fucks.

Sandy, Oregon" "People who wear pajamas to the super market" "Christians who know nothing about jesus

by carl bannana March 11, 2011

sandy vagina

a male that bitches about every little thing, and crys like a little pussy.

Holy shit dude! Get that sand out of your vagina.

by Zedediah May 14, 2005

Sandy Hooker

A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.

Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.

by Aliases February 2, 2013

cold sandy

1. When you cut a hole in the cold icy lake and insert your penis into it.

2. shortening of cold sandwich

3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is unpleasant

1. Al stood and touched himself as Jacob performed a cold sandy after ice fishing.

2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a cold sandy.

3. Stop acting like cold Sandy and have sex with Jacob!

by franksinatra August 20, 2006