Samuel Gallagher

The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.

Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.

by This is baby bird November 23, 2016

samyek

the one who likes education {shikshya}

oh look its a shikshya lover samyek

by lol_xaxa December 21, 2020

Samuele

Sammy is short for Samuele (Italian). He is an awesome friend and is really sweet. His hair is unbelievably soft and curly. He will always be there for you even on his bad days. He is a bundle of nonstop energy but when he is tired, he can sleep anywhere!

That was fun hanging out with Samuele, but boy am i tired! 😁

by FlowerPower200118 November 13, 2021

Samuel Nyce

Samuel nyce has a 12inch cock and get all the females at school. Hes extremely racist and makes fun of gay people way to much.

Samuel nyce i would spider fuck you so hard until my belly is inflated of all that slime.

by I like to fuck squirrels October 7, 2021

Sameeksha

she’s a very very very genuine girl, obviously with a clean heart , she makes people around her comfortable and everyone enjoys her company, has a wonderful nature and she’s the cutest, period. with a simple convo y’ll always receive happy vibes from her. She’s so supportive and understanding.

someone- I feel sad

#sameeksha- here for you always

by Online friend November 23, 2021

Kim Samuel

the most beautiful and gorgeous boy ever. deserves the world, but is too good for this world. the best boy.

Kim Samuel is the most talented and charming dude ever. We stan.

by toudou January 29, 2019

Soggy Samuel

When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.

Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.

by OminousOliver69 January 22, 2020