Sammich

Used as a substitute and separate use of the word ‘sandwich’. Usually used when speaking, or speaking to Jazmine

“I love this sammich”

by Caceyon March 11, 2025

fat sammich

What great gramps used to make you after a hard day's work , two slices of bread (of your lucky ) and one slice of bolagna

Come one down boys have I'll make you a fat sammich

by Mohawkvalleyman November 14, 2017

Sammich

A pinch of marijuana rolled up into a paper intended for use as a joint.

Hey, roll me a sammich.

by Bumgravy7 April 3, 2019

Cum Sammich

When you Cum in between a bitches ass cheeks and you slap her cheeks together to make a cum sammich

Hey massa I’m boutta give you a cum sammich

by Miklo king March 7, 2021

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Sammich

A Sammich is a sandwich for Gigachads

I am going to have a grilled cheese Sammich cut diagonally because that is the proper way to cut a Gigachad's grilled cheese Sammich.

by Icarus253 March 23, 2023

Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013