salty look

a general look of disdain from someone (usually a hater) who is displeased with your current activity and/or ambiance

I was having a great night until I started dancing with this one girl. I guess she was this dude's fiance. His whole crew started giving some real salty looks.

by Mike Honer July 27, 2008

Salty Sea Breeze

When you blow salt into a girls vagina. This causes the vagina to tighten.

I was about to bone this girl last night, but she was kind of loose so i gave her a salty sea breeze.

by BatsyBoy March 30, 2009

salty duck

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.

salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!

by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009

saltycringe

A adjective to describe a person or something that is making the situation salty/toxic.

The teacher was mad at me for no reason. That’s so saltycringe.

by MissLatinTeacher October 20, 2021

salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

the salty spittoon

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014

Salty Turd Storm

A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.

Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...

Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.

Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?

Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!

by B-Town's Pimp Ass Motherfucker October 25, 2011