mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.

by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016

poon swipe

to graze her vagina in an upward fashion

rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe

by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013

Swiped that card

To take something from someone.

“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”

by slayslayslay1915 March 14, 2023

My Swipe

The person you are currently dating that you met via a mobile dating app.

How did you two meet?

He's my swipe — we met on Tinder.

by fabianistheword November 27, 2016

sui-swipe

When you're sending hot nudes but accidentally send them to a family group chat.

I'm sorry grandma, I sui-swiped again. Those weren't for you.

by kkbb April 28, 2019

Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

Ass Swipe

Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.

1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.

2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?

3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!

by Lambda70 April 25, 2021