The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..
We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …
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Get the Bat Swinger mug.Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.
"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."
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Get the Swingers adjacent mug.Dance swinger is someone who cuckold their partner on a dance floor, which leads to the bedroom for crazy sex. That makes their boyfriend jealous while he’s watching in the corner.
Dance swinger is when the guy allows another guy to dance typically in a form of dancing called western swing dancing to Dosey Doe into another person‘s bedroom while the boyfriend watches them get it on.
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