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swedish humidifier

Similar to the swedish hummer
(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;
After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day.
by boomumba4 December 7, 2010
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The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.
Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.
by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021
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swedish role

the opposite of a sour role
usually involing an attractive female or sweets
Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.
by Charles Swanson May 13, 2005
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Swedish Berried

To enjoy a large quantity of Swedish Berries with someone close to you.

Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.

Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Greg: I got some Swedish berries :O

Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?

Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?

Christina: I love how your mind works

Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
by Gmoney1393 November 30, 2011
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swedish gutterball

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.
She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.
by the dee bee January 17, 2014
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Swedish Goober

A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.
You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.
by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018
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Swedish Jim

A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up
My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim
by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 13, 2020
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