Swan pond

Very elite group of swan-necked hoes. No swamp pigeons or mud ducks allowed! see also bevy. see also swan-necked hoe.

What happens in the swan pond stays in the swan pond!

by dj8up May 6, 2008

swan dick

Someone who gets sloppy seconds to Josh Becket.

The guy who is now banging Josh Beckets ex is swan dick.

by scooter1234 July 25, 2008

Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008

swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.

Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.

by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 6, 2011

Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

Swan-warts

Synonym 4 goosebumps

When I walk by the cemetery high, I get no swan-warts, whats or ever. Its like, I hav balls ov steel... only when I do White Widow though, or wen I take my stoopid meds... *Kix Rox*

by Jujo-Palabritas-Genio August 28, 2016

Swan-warts

Synonym 4 goosebumps

When I walk by the cemetery high, I get no swan-warts, whats or ever. Its like, I hav balls ov steel... only when I do White Widow though, or wen I take my stoopid meds... *Kix Rox*

by Jujo-Palabritas-Genio August 28, 2016