99 cent store

A store where everything costs 99¢.

"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Short story long

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

by adk132 December 8, 2009

Stormtroopers of Death

The Stormtroopers of Death is a crossover thrash band created in NY in 1985. They are credited with being one of the first bands to pioneer in the subgenre. They were made up of four members, Scott Ian, Dan Lilker, Charlie Benante, and Billy Milano. They were also the source of a lot of controversy as their lyrics were deliberately racist and misogynist. However, they had slowed down controversy when they stated that their lyrics were just for fun and "... to piss people off." Since their formation in 1985, they'd undergone many separate periods of inactivity. Withal, with the release of their 2007 live album (which has a variety of unreleased tracks) Rise of the Infidels, they had finally decided to call it quits for good.

I wish Stormtroopers of Death were still around, they knew how to mosh.

by unineff2000 December 22, 2014

kendy store

the way a Jewish person of the second wave of immigration described a candy story. It is an accent. But it described a store which had a soda fountain (specializing in a chocolate soda called an 'egg cream' which had neither eggs nor cream) and the store sold the latest newspapers, magazines, a wide variety of cheap candies and cigars and cigarettes. The owners were often toughened, wizened and fubsy little people with a strong ethnic accent.

There was a song about the candy stores of that era: (in a thick Yiddish accent)
Vuntz I had a kendy store
Bizniss vas so bad,
I asked mein vife vat to do
And dis is vat she said:
Take yourself some kerosene
Pour it on de floor
Take a match
Give a Scratch
No more kendy store, HEY!

by Beryl Ruby Sapphire Kaminska March 5, 2008

Whorer Story

Stories told by women about their sexual adventures. Usually involving anal beads or multiple people.

"Oh my god I have a great Whorer Story. Last night I let some guy put anal beads in my ass. Turns out it was a candy necklace!!!"

by 7O01 September 17, 2011

Korean story

1. An extremely one-sided version of a story.

2. A made up story, based on the idea that a lie will practically become a truth when it is told a thousand times.

3. A story claiming that everything is originated in the country, region, or group of the person.

e.g.

1. We are not here for a Korean story. Let's try to set things straight.

2. We need to distinguish Korean stories on a social media.

3. "He said that pizza is originally from Spain." "You don't believe such a korean story, do you?"

by Drew Z. June 20, 2013

I'm just running to the store

A term used to inform you that you are no longer loved by the speaker and that you are to be left alone for the foreseeable future to fend for yourself (usually used by a father)

Me: Dad where are you going with that suitcase full of your things?
Dad: I'm just running to the store

by LilBigGay March 11, 2019