Sloppy Vampire

To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.

"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"

by Ethan F October 17, 2007

sloppy crush

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.

foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"

by some-random-guy December 4, 2014

Sloppy Hot Tub

The prolapsed, gaping, cum soaked asshole of a chubby woman who has had several anal partners. Usually that of an evangelical Christian or devout Baptist that has been recently gang-banged in the butt.

I'd wear a rubber and a second bag on your balls before you go near that ass, it's a Sloppy Hot Tub homie!

by GhostFaceKillah1969 June 13, 2018

misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

by wobotron January 15, 2010

Plan shopping

Refusing to commit to a plan in an attempt to leave one's options open in case something better comes along.

Charlie invited Kelsey to dinner. She didn't refuse nor accept his offer, but instead decided to do some plan shopping in case something more exciting came up.

by TheGarbageMonkey June 5, 2017

Doc Sloppy

A man born from Encinitas, a town in Southern California. Although his real name is unknown, he responds to sloppy, doc sloppy, or D. Slop. This particular individual is really bad at fortnite, and he is known for putting a strap-on on his head, and piping a stripper with it while making the noise of a rhinoceros, because his penis was too small to have sexual intercourse with.

Bruh, I just shit on doc sloppy in playgrounds. Probably cause he stayed up late making rhino noises

by FinnS726 September 18, 2018

Take me shopping

Pay for everything she wants at the mall

Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke

by Lalee September 20, 2015