thumb stomach

The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?
by Leif June 10, 2006
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flat stomach

a state of crazy hunger. You are so hungry that you feel like you would go crazy. Only thing you can think about is to eat.
Are you starving?" "yes, I got a flat stomach.
by ansdudluna May 8, 2011
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Stomach Slave

A disgustingly obese person whose appearance and body odors are extremely offensive. Their entire daily life revolves around eating. Favorite hangouts are Chinese buffets, all you can eat joints and most fast food establishments.
That Fred is such a fucking "Stomach Slave!!" At the office party last night that pig ate enough pizza to feed fucking Haiti!

I don't know how in the hell Frances can fit that big nasty ass over a crapper to take a shit. He's such a weak minded "Stomach Slave" to let his stomach ruin his life.
by Words330 December 31, 2010
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Chum stomach

Currently known as a sex move; when a male over 60+ ejaculates into a woman between the ages of 18-20
Girl 1: so what was it like with that retiree

Girl 2: omg it was crazy he totally chum stomached me
by Randomfoo March 6, 2021
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period stomach

The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.
I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.
by shakalaka999 May 5, 2014
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Dumpster Stomach

Often occuring when one raids a kitchen, be it at a party or just a friends house. It involves the consumption of multiple unrelated foods, one after another very quickly.
Gavin is such a dumpster stomach, he came over to my house ate my cookies, cottage cheese, an apple and then more cookies. After that he had some yogurt, half a peanut butter sandwich and a juice box oh and a bowl of cheerios.
by dontmesswityayo August 27, 2008
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sandpaper stomach

When man jizzes on mans stomach and leaves it for the next morning and it feels like sandpaper.
I was jerking off last night and forgot about it. And now I've got Sandpaper Stomach
by JamboSpence December 21, 2017
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