Stiff where

Most known from meme video on YouTube. Slang for saying your hair is healthy, clean, and nice. No stiff to be seen.

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Example: Hey girl your hair looking good today.
Example: Thanks just got it done, stiff where? 🤣
by Scarletbitch March 03, 2021
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stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys
1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.
by jonny rotten pants July 21, 2009
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Stiff Cunt

A tough and brave person, A person who does not give a shit about what people think
Australian and New Zealand proverb
This guy Leon is a fucken stiff cunt, he walks on gravel in bare feet and pulls the finger out the window at pedestrians
by wanakarian September 05, 2021
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stiff peaks

Man check out her stiff peaks...
by Stiff peaks January 29, 2016
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stiff mindy

When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy
Damn that bitch just got hit by a stiff mindy
by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017
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Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘
Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob💘
by Rachell McM November 04, 2020
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stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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