Squat Product

an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.

Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!

by Z-unit & friends October 21, 2006

Swamp Squat

To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.

The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010

squat trust

The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.

I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.

by Tubzilla December 17, 2008

Perfect Squat

A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.

I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.

Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

by tim jhonson December 2, 2018

squat blocked

When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.

Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.

by efaith December 4, 2019

Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.

Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.

by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017