squash beef

When two guys walk past in close quarters and their penises touch.

Eww dude i just had to squash beef with the fat guy on the train.

by Loon69 August 15, 2017

Vanilla squash

Is when a man cums into a cup and then fills the cup with water ready to get someone to drink it.

WOW that vanilla squash was delicious!

by AllOTHERnamesHAVEbeenTAKEN! April 18, 2010

lemon squash

what you ask for down in england if you want lemonade. if you ask for lemonade they'll just give you sprite . i dont know what happens when you ask for sprite .....

Id rather fancy some lemon squash mum.

by kattttttttttt July 01, 2008

Celtic Squash

When getting your salad tossed you void your bowels all over the salad tossers face and proceed to sit on their face.

Holy shit. I killed that girl with a celtic squash!

by CelticSquasher October 02, 2008

bird squash

worm chew from bird spit in babies mouths

mommy bird gave the hungry baby bird bird squash for dinner

by mommy bird July 25, 2010

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

squash this shit

to sort out ones problems with violence

lafonda: if we dont squash this shit theres gonna be sick problems
dazzy b: theres gonna be a fight tonight! :>

by Giov Anna* June 25, 2006