Spelunking

Or/to; Spelunk, To put both the penis and the balls in ones mouth; particularly when the penis is hard and inserted into the throat.

"Hey Jenna, Brad took me spelunking this weekend :P"

"I would totally spelunk him/her"

"If its not too big, I'm gonna spelunk it :3"

by El Stinky Pinky July 11, 2024

Spelunking

The act of engaging in any form of rectal/anal penetration both medically or sexual in nature.

I went to my monthly physical, and my Doctor spent a good amount of time spelunking during his time below.

Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.

by Millrunner80 August 04, 2018

Spelunking

Needless to say don't fucking do this with me.

Hym "Then don't go spelunking with me you jackass! You sacks of shit have deluded yourself into believing that revenge is never justified no matter what you do to people and are flabbergasted when somebody suggests that, yeah, I would probably violently revenge you for that. It's not a contentious statement."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 05, 2021

Nether Spelunking

The act of teaming up (or going solo) and raiding the nether in minecraft for valuable materials, such as Exp, Blaze Rods, Ancient Debris, etc

Hey, wanna go nether spelunking?
Nah, I need to enchant my armor first.

by Mr. Enderman February 07, 2020

spelunker

How the fuck would I know?

Guy 1: "hey man, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time spelunker."

Guy 2: "How the fuck did you get in my house?"

by Not videogamedunkey November 10, 2022

Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.

Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.

by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020